You do not have a razor?

Yesterday, I broke the chain of my bike. I was en route to Görlitzer Park to go to paste a few hours in the sun with a good book, and I broke my chain. For that you understand a little better what it means to Berlin, breaking the chain in the summer, imagine you to Paris, but with both legs in plaster, without crutches, in a corridor of the line in 2 hours of edge. There. Almost. So I pushed my bike to a repair shop bicycle as there was no difficulty in Berlin, and I asked for help. Help that I found in the person of a very nice young woman, somewhat frail, shaved, and with a good mustache. The young woman in question, style punk dog, a beautiful gently advised me to buy a chain and help me make the change myself, I could not help but notice the impressive mass (ie two times higher than mine.) hair escaping from under his armpits, silky covering the edges of his tank.
Either here, in this case, I obviously make a butch lesbian and above demands, putting forward his masculinity as others would a pair of silicone breasts. The hair under the arms, it was a sort of political statement. But what about the string of young women more or less bohemian who are devote visceral hatred and visible to any kind of razor, and that I meet all day long in the streets of the German capital? I mean, girls smiling, friendly, pretty often, sometimes with a little attitude "freshly landed in New Delhi, either, but it also quite presentable. And yet.
I will not argue or not, whether stew. People who find that hair under the arms of a pretty girl is also thought that Benjamin Biolay is a paragon of cleanliness (and for those who still doubt, just a bit here.).
No. What I really titille (and this is the heart of the issue of my article) is the meaning of this freedom hairy. I thought about it and identified some plausible explanations:
A panic of all that is cutting, barring them from using a razor? I then recalled that there was wax, electric shavers and depilatory creams.
The belief that when Doomsday, the only innocent babies Labradors, Natalie Portman and women with beards will be saved? I checked in all holy texts, there are many references to baby labradors, and the Portman, but not women shaving.
The desire to be like Julia Roberts, and perhaps reach the same level of desirability (I just invented that word)? Julia Roberts may be one of the most beautiful women in the world, not shaved armpits, I touch it, even with a stick.
And then there was light. If this was a reason quite plausible above-mentioned, so it was the latter: the fervent desire to overcome the patriarchal yoke which is based on our society.
Either. I transfer to the fairer sex difficulty and injustice imposed on them against the worship of the lack of hair. I know the hours lost, the pain of the jersey, discouragement review hair pointer while you were at the beautician there are two days. I understand that some of you have a slap and that shit now, Let's change!
But good.
It was perhaps to wake up before. There is not much to do. A possible, if 35 000 BC, when Mr. Cro-Magnon had handed a razor to Mrs. Cro-Magnon asking him to "do a little effort still is not very brew these hairs I feel like I'm sleeping with my cousin Francis ", she stuck him in a coup in the club face, made his Bic Disposable and had proposed to go carrer where the sun does not shine, it would be certainly very different. But there.
After 35 000 years of evolution, ladies, do you really think you have any chance whatsoever to change attitudes to hair? I understand that for some, it was part of a lifestyle 'nature', respectful of the world around us, and activists to Peta Company. To which I reply: You really took me for a donkey? What not to shave the hair has any effect on our ecosystem? It is one thing to advocate for more freedom, more nature and a land more beautiful, but to continue not shaving armpits like that, you will eventually permanently disgust all the males may get pregnant (although, there will always Benjamin Biolay), leading humanity to a staggering deficit of births, which lead to the outright extinction of the human race. What seems to be really good solution to solve all the problems of pollution of our planet but against that risk by not making many people laugh. Whatever.